broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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(via ugly)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via onlyeverjoking)

(Source: subtubitles, via gaykinq)

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

(via n-a-s-a-ghostdog)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via n-a-s-a-ghostdog)

the-krusty-crew:

A collection of animals that you might never have heard of.

Pink Fairy Armadillo

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The Babirusa

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The Fossa

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The Gerenuk

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Snub-Nosed Monkey

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The Maned Wolf

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Southern Right Whale Dolphin

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Lamprey

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The Amazonian Royal Flycatcher

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Zebra Duiker

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Star-Nosed Mole

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oops

(via shutupandreadmyblogoo)